The method on how to become rich

Meet two friends. The first story:
- Do you know, I would be a method on how to become rich.
Another:
- I know, but from me you have already borrowed.

Loan

Bank loan comes as part of a guy:
- I need credit.
Bank clerk:
- What for?
Puisis:
- I want to open a gay club.
Bank clerk:
- What's there to come?
Puisis:
- Miscellaneous pideri - Aleksītis with Mērcīti that
I am eternally elevator buttons izdedzina football ties -
month it will come ...
Bank clerk:
- Sorry, but we, unfortunately, you should be refused credit.
Puisis:
- Oh, well, you can come!

Loan

Ivan comes to Abram and says:
- Abrams, lend me 1 latu until spring.
- Well, Ivan, but the spring Atdosim 2 latus. And in every case be left to me his cirvi. Ivan the peace. Take the 1 lats and have to go away. Here Abram says:
- Carpets, Ivan, you probably will be difficult to immediately spring 2 latus return. Better now you soon shall be returned to one, but a second spring.
And return the Ivan Abram 1 lats. Go to Ivan's home and analyze the results of transactions:
- Johaidī! There is no lata, no axes and still owes millions of lats 1 left! BUT AFTER ALL THE CORRECT RULES!

Making money

Business ..

Wright sits on the strain, drink alina, then suddenly passing a bunny with breast wheel ..
- Where do you ravi the wheel? wolf-calls
- Nevaig drink vajg save money!

The next day repeating the same scene with the wolf, just bunny pabrauc with mocīti miss ..
- Where do you mocīti of nature?
- There to drink, vajg save money!

Again wolf sits and drinks, but the bunny has already progressed and drive jeeps passing by ..
- Where do you the nature of a SUV?
- There to drink, vajg save money ...

The next day zaķīc akal with džipiņu passing because money is no longer, and the wolf are not looking ... he is suddenly on the head uzkrīt note: look at the top! Bunny watching, there wolf helicopter flies ..
- WHERE TO YOU FOR Helicopters nature??
- Da, I empty the bottle fee ..